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THE UPHONE —Intoducing the uPhone. We have an "app" for friggin' everything!!!

 

MCJESUS—Due to poor attendance at church, to draw people back, a drive through church has been created that promises to "get you in and out of church in 3 minutes or your next sin is on us." Oh, and it also serves food! "Could I have a Garden Salad of Eden and a large order of Crucifries?"

 

 

THE BLIND LIFEGUARD—After winning a discrimination lawsuit, Richard Kennedy achieves his life long dream to become a lifeguard. Only one problem, Richard Kennedy is blind. When asked if anyone has ever drowned while he was on watch, he proudly boasts, "Not as many as I've saved!"

DAY LABORERS FOR SALEIf Corporate America had their way, the hard working, proud Day Laborer would be reduced to a marketable commodity. We think that it would go a little something like this...

HOMO DEPO —Homo Depo meets all of your Homo needs...and don't forget to come in thru the back door. This one spoofs our "Day Laborers for Sale" video.

MOONING A RED LIGHT CAMERA—Do you hate those f**king Red Light Cameres? Well we decided to express how we feel about them. By the way it was worth the $50 ticket!

VAMPIRE SHORE —An MTV style reality show of Vampires living together under one roof. The show includes some of the most famous vampires as well as some new ones.

CARBOMB SALESMEN—A cheesy, low budget commercial featuring two wacky carbomb salesmen. They won’t sell you a lemon, but they will sell you a bomb.

 

LEVITRA XTREME —Thousands of men suffer from E.D. (Erectile Dysfunction). Half of which actually suffer from U.W.S. (Ugly Wife Syndrome). Levitra Xtreme is for those men who are married to EXTREME...ly ugly women.

 

THE LONG ARMAGGEDON OF THE LAW—Heaven and Hell team up to fight crime in this year's most anticipated buddy cop film. Click the title for the short trailer. Click here for the LONG VERSION which includes the entire bar scene and two extra scenes.

HOW THE GRINCH STOLE HANNUKAH—The Grinch is an evil Anti-Semite who wants to steal Hannukah from the Jews down in Jewville. But in the end he finds out he is wrong about the Jews and in turn embraces Hannukah.

WITE TRASH COOKINN SHOW—New on The Food Network: Finally a cooking show for the common man! Learn how to make Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. Very important tip: "if you don't boil the water, it just don't come out right!"

T.W.A.T.—In the wake of the terrorist attacts on 9/11, the president formed a secret team to fight The War Against Terror. He called this crack team T.W.A.T. In this episode, the president consults with T.W.A.T. leader Major Mike Hunt on how to fight their arch enemies, Jihad of Islamic Zealots...aka JIZ.

THE SAVE––The Save is a commercial we made for Heineken. The version shown here is before we edited down to 30 seconds.

THE GUKES OF HAZZARD—Follow the adventures of Chinese delivery men Ruke and Bo Guke as they try to deliver some Moo Goo Gai Pan while being chased by Immigration Officer Roscoe P Coltrane.

PERSONALIZED GPS —Personalized GPS to fit your lifestyle. Note: We at Tasteless Choice apologize to anyone who we have not yet offended. We're trying our best to get to all of you.

HERPULES—A 1950's educational film on the evils of herpes. Herpules tries to save young Gladys from herpes infected Danny...and a lion.

HERCULES ADMITS TO STEROID USE —In an exclusive interview by ESPN's Peter Gammons, Hercules admits to years of steroid use.

GAYQUIL—Gayquil attacts the homoqueerus cells in your body, leaving you with that "oh, so hetero" feeling. So, keep your gay at bay with Gayguil (may be taken orally or anally). This one was inspired by right wing, "family values" politician Mark Kleiman who hatefully preached about the evils of homosexuality. Oh, did I mention that he was later discovered to be gay? Oops!!!

DIRTY SANCHEZ—Here is a sneak peek at a new TV series based on "Dirty Sanchez," the notorious bandito who was known for robbing banks with a poop wielding finger...as well as for that other thing. What was it again? Well, if you don't know, click here: Dirty Sanchez

THE PEDOPHILE DATING GAME (featuring Jerry Sandusky)—Jerry Sandusky has been found guilty and is in jail for life. But before he went, he paid a visit to The Pedophile dating game. Watch as three pedophiles, including the famed Jerry Sandusky, try to win a date with 3rd grader, Billy. Oh yeah, this one is tasteless!

HONEY SMAKKS COMMERCIAL W/MEL GIBSON—A Honey Smakks commercial featuring Mel Gibson as its "Dig 'em" type spokesman. Mel's lovable dialog is derived from some of his most famous quotes.

OUT TAKES FROM THE JOY OF PAINTING—Out takes of mild mannered painter Bob Ross from his relaxing show, "The Joy of Painting." Seems he has a volatile short temper. Who knew?

EINSTEIN ON A TEEN QUIZ SHOW—Albert Einstein is reluctantly a contestant on the teen quiz show, "The Mad Skizzles Quizalicious Quiz Showdown." The smartest man in modern history is matched against brainless Twinkie. Guess who wins.

THE BUTTKERCHIEFEver find yourself on a toilet (after doing your duty) with no toilet paper? Well, introducing the Buttkerchief. The Buttkerchief's patented Absorbo fibers soak in your dirty, retched poop, leaving you feeling fresh and confident. Oh, and it also doubles as a handkerchief.

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?An MTV style show that searches to find what former punk super-band “The Bloody Stumps” is up to. Turns out they’re doing weddings—but they’re still as loud, crude and out of control as ever. “Excuse me, could you turn it down?” “Of Course we can sweetie, but there’s no fuckin’ way we’re gonna—turn it up boys!” (Beware—this skit contains a shit-load of cursing and one racially insensitive statement…um, VERY insensitive).

X-TREME WATER When you’ve got that extreme thirst, you need new X-treme Water by H3O. Yes, for water that’s so wet you can’t dry it, it’s X-treme Water. (This is the first video we did).

THE McFIBRILLATOR HAPPY MEALA commercial featuring McDonalds new McFibrillator Happy Meal. A meal so fattening it comes with it’s own defibrillator.

DOGGIE CONDOMS—Yes, your dog will love to bury his bone with Doggie Style Condoms!

DRUNK DRIVERS ED—Learn how to drive drunk. Oh, yeah, there's a whole art to it.

PHONE SEX FOR WOMEN—A woman stumbles upon an ad for phone sex...for women. Ever wonder why there isn't such a thing?

OPPOSITE EMOTION GUY—Edward Fingernail's life changed one year ago after an accident. It was then that he became OPPOSITE EMOTION GUY! Follow Edward as he plans to ask his cheating girlfriend to marry him.

THE EYE EXAM (NY ISLANDERS COMMERCIAL)—Here is a 30 second commercial we did for The NY Islanders.

BE PROUD OF WHO YOU AREDon't let doctors misdiagnose you. Put away those phony prescriptions and be proud of who you are (even if you are an obnoxious, annoying piece of shit that we'd all like see dead).

THE HITLER SHOW—A sitcom featuring Adolf Hitler working at his first job...at TGI Kosher's.

DANCE SCHOOL FOR MOSHINGAn elderly couple goes to a dance school for moshing so they can impress their grandson who plays in a thrash band. That evening the couple joins the mosh pit at their grandson's show.

WAH-WAH MUSIC—Ladies, has the romance gone out of your relationship? Can’t seem to get your man to turn off that darn game and turn you on? Well, it’s time you try Wah-Wah Music. Wah-Wah Music has been proven in scientific studies and countless porno’s to stimulate the male sex drive.

KENNY G KILLS—A public service video on the dangers of listening to Kenny G.

METAL DETECTOR —One man's treasure is another man's... Oh, crap, how does that saying go?

HOCKEY’S BACK—This is a commercial we did for the return of hockey.
THE DOORMAN—This is the story of Mario Laporte, professional doorman. He is out of work due to the electronic door revolution, and he is out for revenge.
THE BOY WITH THE PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY (trilogy)—An intriguing, suspenseful trilogy about a boy with photographic memory. If only the Lord of the Rings trilogy could cut to the chase like THE BOY WITH THE PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY!
BLOOPERS 1 —Bloopers from your favorite Tasteless Choice videos including McJesus, The Blind lifeguard, Wite trash cookinn show, Carbomb Salesmen, The Hitler show, The Save, The Buttkerchief, X-treme water, Drunk drivers ed, Where are they now?, Dance school for Moshing, Doggie condoms, The doorman and Opposite emotion guy.
BLOOPERS 2 —Bloopers from your favorite Tasteless Choice videos including Personalized GPS, The Long Armaggedon of the law, Dirty Sanchez, The Eye Exam, Be proud of who you are, The Hitler Show 2, Levitra Xtreme, and OUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITE blooper: TWAT.